in the shop

The one about the one-eyed troubadour and the herd of rampaging unicorns

1 July 2012

Once upon a time, (quite recently actually) I was abducted by a one-eyed troubadour, who despite his eye-patch, was devastatingly attractive in a romaticised, piratical kind of way. His hair was black and curly, his eye (the one you could see) was large and soulful, his voice was rich and strong, and he played the [...]

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New art, new photos, new cards, new writing

26 March 2012

All new all the time! Okay, actually not, but the way I’ve been working on this site in the last couple of weeks, it feels like it. The Steward has been a busy, busy bee. And now she’s handing over to the Herald to tell you about it. Tarantaraaaaa! Tarantaraaaa! (that’s a trumpet, btw, just [...]

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Ohai. Remember me?

20 June 2010

Hi! Over here… yeah, remember me? I know, I know, it’s been a while. I guess you’ll be wondering where I’ve been all this time. After all, when I left you, I was standing around at a party in my underwear with my saggy bits on public display. I imagine you were expecting something quite spectacular as a [...]

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